The BeanVerse
If the RaccoonVerse is the customer side of the coffee bar, the BeanVerse is what lives inside the bag. Every bean here has a job, a hobby and one shared fear: the grinder. Nobody in the BeanVerse asks what is in the cup.
What a coffee bean really is
A coffee bean is not really a bean. It is the seed of the coffee cherry, a small red or yellow fruit that grows on coffee shrubs in the tropics. Most cherries hold two seeds pressed flat against each other, which is why a coffee bean has one flat side with a crease down the middle. Now and then a cherry holds a single round seed, called a peaberry.
Before roasting the seeds are pale green and smell more like grass than coffee. Roasting turns them brown, makes them swell and crack, and creates the aromas we know. The two species grown the most are arabica and robusta. And according to a well-known legend from Ethiopia, coffee was discovered by a goat herder named Kaldi, whose goats would not settle down after eating the red cherries.
How the BeanVerse works
There is no single hero here. The BeanVerse is a whole bag of beans, each with a life that has nothing to do with being ground: a reader, a gardener, a warrior, a very tired office worker. They are drawn as round, dark-roast beans with the crease down the middle, small arms and legs, and big feelings.
Two rules hold the world together. Every bean is, quietly, a little afraid of the grinder. And every bean drinks coffee anyway. The Raccoon, for the record, is the BeanVerse's best customer.
The beans
Nine beans so far, one bag. Each one links to its design.
The Bookworm BeanRound glasses, a checked sweater, a stack of books for a chair and a mug in reach. On chapter twelve. Does not want to talk about the grinder.
The Gardener BeanWaters the flower growing out of its own head. Believes in self-growth: slowly, and with coffee.
The Yoga BeanHolds a perfect stretch on the mat and a coffee in the other hand. Calls it brew and breathe.
The Warrior BeanHorned helmet, red beard, double axe and a terrifying frown. Guards the bag. Mostly from the grinder.
The Office BeanSits in a cafe full of identical tired beans in identical grey suits, under a sign that says no love, just coffee. Agrees with the sign.
The Sleepy BeanAsleep in a Santa hat on top of a mountain of laundry and empty mugs. The house is messy. The bean is jolly.
The Vampire BeanCape, fangs, bat wings and a steaming cup. Takes a morning bite and an espresso flight, then goes back to bed.
The Mummy BeanWrapped head to toe and running down a cobblestone street from a snarling haunted grinder. Every bean's nightmare, in badge form.
The Hatter BeanWears a tall green hat with a 10/6 card in the band, after the Hatter of Lewis Carroll's 1865 Wonderland, and is always just in time for tea, which here means coffee.
Every BeanVerse design
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Coffee and books shirt, Bookworm Bean
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Self-Growth Brew shirt, Gardener Bean
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Funny yoga coffee shirt, Brew and Breathe
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Dungeon Crawler coffee shirt, Warrior Bean
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No Love Just Coffee shirt, Office Bean
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My House Is Messy, But I'm Jolly shirt
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Vampire coffee bean shirt, Morning Bite
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Freshly Roasted Souls shirt, Mummy Bean
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Cartoon mummy bean Halloween coffee shirt
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Coffee Bean in Wonderland shirt, Hatter Bean