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The Jumping Spider: Big Eyes, Sharp Vision, Unanswered Email
Fuzzy, big-eyed and ignoring your email.
The real animal
Jumping spiders are the largest family of spiders, with more than 6,000 known species. Instead of building webs to catch prey, they stalk and pounce, guided by two huge forward-facing eyes that give them some of the sharpest vision of any spider. They are harmless to people, curious and surprisingly expressive, which is why so many people who dislike spiders make an exception for them.
In the RaccoonVerse
With eyes that big, the Jumping Spider cannot pretend it did not see your email. It has read it. It has decided not to answer. For anyone with four hundred unread messages and no plans to change.